旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� � Valencian VX meetings � Billy Belceb�/DDT 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� I wrote this article after hearing the advice of Super... Here i'll list all the meetings since the first important one. The city of Valencia (the third in the number of inhabitants of Spain) is a place where there're some quali- ty virus coders... And we hope there'll be more in the future! Please note that the stories you're about read are all TRUE, and told under my viewpoint Billy Belceb�, mass killer and ass kicker. % 23 of September, 1998 - Pollita de oro % 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴 I can't remember what was the day when this little meeting happened (too ma- ny drugs in my organism :), but without any kinda doubt this was the best one... not because of the contents of the interview... because a thing that i'll explain later, just after introduce the meeting. It was a hot (but a little bit rainy) day. The people in this little meeting were zAxOn, Super and Billy. We met outside the driving school where Super were going, and we talked about all the important things in life... sex, viruses... About the middle of the meeting happened a thing that marked our lifes forever. An old woman stopped her steps just in front of us. We conti- nued talking about our things, without looking her. And then she asked to all us... "Are you brothers?". "No" we replied at the same time. She replied "Do you have a mother?". Then we started to be astonished. Anyway, we repli- ed "Yes". And then she counterattacked... "Damn... if you wouldn't have a mother i would adopt all you". Imagine our faces. Super began to make the funny thing that he can do with his eyebrows. zAxOn was really astonished, just as Billy. Then, a very elegant man that was taking a walk passed near all us, and the old woman said to this man "Hey! Pollita de oro!" (Transla- tion to english: "Hey! Little golden dick man!"). Really, try to imaginate our faces! ;) Then the woman asked us for some money (damn... it was too funny for be wi- thout a reason). She asked firstly to Super ("No, i haven't here"), later to Billy ("No, i'm too poor") and finally to zAxOn. He gave the woman "10 duros" (moreless 30 cents). She began to cry... "I haven't eaten anything for two days...". Blah! We said her again that we haven't more money... and we did it! But the woman began to kiss zAxOn!!! *plurg* Of course, he said something like "Yargh!". Super and Billy began to walk to another place... trying to hide themselves. Finally zAxOn did it... the old fat and ugly old woman went away. That's the story of the violation of zAxOn ;) % 23 of October, 1998 - STOSB % 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� In this meeting were Super, nIgr0 and Billy. In this one we went at 6:00pm to a place we all know. It was a hot day, although it was in autumn... about 25�C... a very hot city :) I knew Super from before, but i didn't know nIgr0 since that day. They met at university, and after this they went to the meeting place. After i arri- ved, we all went to a cafe (not a cybercafe). We sitted in a very little table. Then came a very good-looking waitress (nIgr0 was really astonished at this time ;) and then asked us "What are you going to drink?" - she said. "Three coffees", we replied. So, we all, caffeine addicts, were really en- joying the moment. It was very funny seeing Super criticizing the lack of optimization in nIgr0's code... nIgr0 replying "I hate stosb" and such like. Then we shared a lot of ideas: make a virus all the valencian coders toge- ther, record with a videocamera next meeting, windoze infection, some future projects... We were in the cafe since 8:00pm, and we went to the Fnac, a kinda big shop dedicated to sell books, computers, music... We went to books section, and then we took a look to some interesting (and very expensive!) books, about Windoze secrets, Windows NT security, Linux... Whoa! Too many pages in that books for me! ;) We finished the meeting at 21:00 % 30 of October, 1998 - The scientist % 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� This meeting was more large, from the 18:00 till the 01:00, when Billy had to left. Well, let's start from the beginning... It was a hot day (another one), but less than other meetings. It was about 17�C, and the sun was shining. Firstly zAxOn and Billy met with nIgr0 at the place where we ussu- ally met (top secret ;), and we went to take a huge walk. Our asses finished in a bar, where nIgr0 and Billy had beer and zAxOn a coke (he's a beer drin- ker, but he had to pay so...). We started to talk about a lot of matters, specially about a problem in the zAxOn's routine for get Windoze APIs. Then, when we were talking, a homeless alike (without teeth) entered to the bar. He began to give us some papers with very strange pictures, and others with some poetry! He said "Read this,guys". We began to read that shit. But Billy thougth that the guy will ask for money, so he said "Hey man. We all are in sciences", for see it the man would go away. But the man looked Billy like saying something like "What's this motherfucker saying?". He thought it, but he didn't say it :) Just after that, he said "What do you think? Do you think that Einstein only read pornography?" Then the man gave us more papers, and gave to Billy a paper with a really strange picture. He said "Ok scientist... What's that?". Damn... anyone know what the fuck it was! The man, after seeing that anybody of us have any idea "Hey... aren't you so clever? Hahah... That's a moon". A moon? Damn! Wow... too much imagina- tion required for guess that! ;) Finally he asked for money... Firstly to nIgr0 (he gave 5 duros), after him to zAxOn, that gave him some (not so much... just shit!) and later he asked to Billy ("Hahahah... i haven't here"). Then, after some more shit of this horrible man, we did it! He went away! ;) We went to the meeting place another time, and wait for Super (hey! This day was his birthday! ;). He brought the photos of the VX'98 meeting, and we saw all the faces of all the ppl that was there, commenting each one of them. Then zAxOn had to left us, and we (Super, nIgr0 and Billy) were to have the meal, to a McDonald's. We are addicts of the trash-food ;) There was a menu called "Super" so we took it! ;) After eating, we went to the cinema to see "The Truman's show", of the guy that copies Super (Jim Carrey) ;) Well, a hell good film ;) Inside the cinema, the sucker of Super didn't disconnect his celular phone ;) He received two calls when we were seeing the movie!!! Fuck! nIgr0 and Billy were trying to hide their faces! All the people was looking us! After the movie, Billy went home. The party continued till 03:00, as Super told me. % 6 of November, 1998 - Crazy crazy ppl % 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� That was a short meeting, from the 20:00 till 00:00. It was a little cold day... At least more cold than in other meetings, about 15�C. The initial target was to go Super, zAxOn and Billy, but FRONTIS added himself to this list ;) We went to the same McDonalds that the last time, and we ate again the "Super" menu ;) We talked a lot... and it was funny to see FRONTIS to look all the girlz around... he was astonished! ;) We walked till the "Plaza del Ayuntamiento" (100m from McDonalds)... We were bored, when we saw a public phone... Billy said "why don't we call someone?... like VirusBuster?" Said and done... We called VirusBuster, the phone changed of hands a lot of times, and the money went... Just after this, we took a walk in the night ;) FRONTIS and zAxOn left the meeting, and then Billy and Super went to a coffee shop. It was 23:30. We talked about things like the contribution he will make to the DDT#1 ;) At 00:00, the meeting ended. % 27 of November, 1998 - The definitive meeting % 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� A hot day, if we think in the station we were: about 15�.. 20�. Well, i labeled it as definitive, because i thin there aren't more VXers in Valencia besides the guyz in that meeting: The Mental Driller, navi, Super, nIgr0, zAxOn and Billy Belceb�. Well, the only guy we missed was FRONTIS, that was going to go with us, but he didn't find us at the place we met at time :( Besides, this meeting was the longest so far, from the 13:00, till 05:00 am :) Well, at 13:00, The Mental Driller, navi, zAxOn, Billy and nIgr0 met outside the Pl. de toros (the place where the bullfights happen). It was the first time nIgr0, zAxOn and Billy met The Mental Driller and navi perso- nally (we talked with navi and MDriller in IRC and we saw photos of MDriller taken in the Summer meeting'98 in Madrid). Well, it was funny, but i had to left them at 14:00 (as zAxOn had to do too), because we ate at home, so i don't know what happened at McDonalds, the place where nIgr0, MDriller and navi ate. Well, the cool stuff began at 16:30, outside McDonalds, where we met all together (at least!). We began to talk a lot, but in the middle of the conversation, happened that a very nice girl passed near us, and sudden- dly nIgr0 went after her... He knew her! And that was his opportunity! She hadn't boyfriend anymore :) When nIgr0 returned, he had to hear all our evil comments >:) Well, we began to walk, only about 200m for catch a bus for go to a cybercafe, mainly for spread Win95.Sexy, by Super :) and take a lot of fun. We had to walk a lot till we arrived to the goddamn cyber. Well, the money they asked for us was a lot (about $1.70 each 10 minutes), but we were a lot too, and they'll have to pay more (muaaahahahahahahahah :P). Well, we connected to IRC, and when talking with the people there, Super executed Sexy in the computer we had. But it didn't work :? Anyway, we downloaded Win32.Parvovirus by GriYo, and executed it :) Then we downloaded Janus#1, and have a lot of fun, specially in the moment that Super saw in the code things like... [...] mov cx,4 rep movsb [...] mov al,01 mov dh,00 mov dl,00 [...] or something alike that... Super and MDriller were really astonished, besi- des the virus was a destructive runtime com/exe appender... it was just the opposite of optimized. Please, take note that the computer we had was a shit because Super ran his Sexy in another computer and it worked very good! Well while we were navigating thru the net, Billy remembered an address, and the Netscape went to it (www.arrakis.es/pub/pics/sex). Then, he chose the groups directory, and we began to see an image with two lesbians :)'' and the guy that was in a computer behind us began to laugh :) Well, we stopped making bullshits, but it was time to go away from the crime scene... But when about all the people of the meeting went to the place for pay, Super and Billy remained in the computer one minute more, just for debug win.com, and put as its first opcode an INT 20h. When we pressed the button for restart, it showed a Page fault or something alike, and for not make it more suspicious, Billy turned off the screen :) Super paid for all us (thanx Super, i owe u one!). But just when paying, as we wanted to divide the money in six parts, and we didn't remembered to divide, navi said loudly "Well, you code viruses but you don't know how to divide!". The woman/waitress looked to us with very strange eyes :) When we left the place, it was about 18:50, and the night was beginning to fall. We walked some more time (about 10 minutes), till we arrived to a place with a public phone. There, zAxOn and Billy had to call FRONTIS, just for see when and where he had to join the meeting. zAxOn explained him how to arrive and where we were. But he didn't appeared for 40 minutes. Then, we recalled him, and he tried again. But we hadn't seen him, so we went to eat without him :( We went to a TelePizza, and we ate two huge pizzas (there two photos of the place and the pizzas made by Billy, available soon :P). Well, we talked about a lot of things, and most of them can't be told here >:) We left the place about 21:30. We walked till reach a bus stop, we catched the bus, and arrived till the north station, the most famous train station in Valencia, where navi and MDriller had to take a train. But before their left, we make another photos with zAxOn's ca- mera :D Well, they had to left, and the rest of guys (Super, nIgr0, zAxOn and Billy) walked till the Pl. Ayuntamiento (the station was in front of McDonalds, and that McDonalds was at 100m of the Pl. Ayuntamiento). Then we were at the sa- me public phone from where we called VirusBuster last time. It was 22:30 (?) We called to GriYo's home, but he wasn't too (agencia de detectives sabueso :P). Then we called MrSandman, that was at home!!!! He was ill (flu) :( Firstly talked Super, after Billy, after nIgr0 (the most long conversation, talking about linux viruses), and later Super again. Well, as that phone was speciallist in refuse the money we were using in it, we had to change to another one. Then we called to Int13h's work-place, but he wasn't there. Then we called to Vecna, and at this time, the phone was really sucking money, a lot of. Super spent in a call of less than 10 mins about $3.25, and it was very funny, because the most big currency (not note) was the half of that amount (500 pesetas), and the phone didn't wanted to accept Super money!. While Super was talking with Vecna, Billy was trying to make the phone to accept that money, and he began to talk, and after that to shout to the money and hit the phone. Vecna was astonished :) Well, after our dose of phone, we went to a kinda bar for take some beer. It was about 23:00. Super and nIgr0 mainly talked about his most ambitious project (top secret :P), and the DDT crew there, zAxOn and Billy offered their help. Well, after paying (zAxOn invited us) we went outside, to the Pl. Ayuntamiento (where the bar and the phones were too), and we took our last photos, with all the possible combinations, having in the background a beautiful color fountain, and in front of us the Ayuntamiento (city hall). After this zAxOn left, and it was 00:00. Super, nIgr0 and Billy walked under valencian moon, till arrive Jesus street, where i said goodbye to them. But why i said that the meeting was till 05:00? Because nIgr0 and Super went then to Super's home, they installed Linux, and they played with its debug- ger till that hour :) % 11 of December, 1998 - pr0n pr0n pr0n pr0n! % 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� As Billy's plans were totally screwed (he planned to go to a concert, but it was cancelled just the day before), he told Super and nIgr0 in IRC about the possibility of make a meeting that afternoon. Said and done. Without any kind of plan in our heads, we started to walk talking about our things, and suddendly we found our assess in front of a cinema. Then Super said... "I heard that Wild Things is okay... let's go to see it". But... That movie was not in that cinema! So we had to walk fastly to another cinema. We did it, we bought the ticket... Then we sitted in the cinema. And the film began. Wow! Imagine our faces in da scene with Neve Campbell, Matt Dillon, and that sweet blonde girl (i can't remember the actress' name), or in the lesbian scene in that swimming pool... Heheheh, it was cool. After the movie we went to a bar, and we had a coffee. After that and a long walk, we splitted. % 19 of December, 1998 - Back to the roots % 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴 Saturday. Nothing to do. 15:50. But... Stop! What's that? This phone... Hey! It's the nIgr0's phone! Heheheh... good good... going to call... "Hello... Is there Xxxxxxx?"... "Yes. I am here". "Ok. Let's organize a little meet!". "Ok!. Going to call Super"... "Ok. I'll call zAxOn". Well, said and done. We met at the same place as we always do. We firstly went to the shop when Billy bought some time ago his ticket for the never- done Def Con Dos concert, for make'em to return his money. After that, in that same place, we went to see the books with Linux programming related ma- terial. And after that we walked a lot, talking about almost all the news in the virus scene, viric techniques, etc. We stopped in a coffee shop, we took some coffee's, and then Super showed us that he printed the sources of Staog that wonderful virus of that great coder called Quantum. Then nIgr0 began to explain him how and why the virus does the things it does... At 20:00 zAxOn returned home for code, and Super, nIgr0 and Billy remained in the coffee... At 20:30 we paid, and went out... When we were out, Billy saw a public phone and... "Super... tell me phones!". Firstly we called to VirusBuster, but he wasn't at home :( The right choice was to call GriYo. We did it. We talked with him. After that Billy went home, and Super and nIgr0 went with a friend of them to eat, and after that, they went to the cinema to see "54". % 23 of December, 1998 - Cracking % 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� A funny meeting, although we were only 3 at this time. First day i had holy- days, at 14:20 in IRC, Super asked me to call nIgr0's home to organize ano- ther meeting. I did it, but the nigga was sleeping. After meal, at 15:00 i called again, and we met at the same place as we always do. After that, we took the metro till nIgr0's home. Well, we were at his room, with his compu- ter and his stuff. I showed him the DDT#1 Alpha 3, and Super saw that it had a secret menu, and said... "Ok. I'm gonna crack it". And the motherfucker did it in 5 minutes! Goddamn Super! Goddamn SoftIce! (DDT members, don't worry, they only saw the magazine reader, not the articles and/or viruses :) He needed to do something more. So, nIgr0 asked him if he could crack ACDSee for Windows. And Super tried. He spent about two hours trying lotsa things with his loved SoftIce, but he couldn' t!!! :P After that they started with Linux. At 20:30 i had to go, because that night i was going with another friendz to a non-stop party, with lotsa sex (with girlz ofc0z) :) % 15 of January, 1999 - Tiny meet and 29A#3 released % 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴 I wanted this meeting more big and more long, anyway, as all the valencian meetings was very cool and interesting. It was a nice day, with a good temperature, specially if we take a look to the date when it took place. We met as the same place as we ussualy do. We were four, because we didn't advised with enough time to the other ppl. We were Super, zAxOn, nIgr0 and Billy. We took a coffe, and while we were sitting some homeless came to ask us money. Bah, we always said "We haven't money". After that we went to call ppl, as usual X-D. Well this meeting wasn't too much interesting :) Well, many many other meetings happened, anyway i'm not going to comment'em because i'm tired of write ;) Billy Belceb�, mass killer and ass kicker.